How To Make The Pizza Man Cry

On to the pumpkin patch to buy more pumpkins tonight. You can't ever have enough pumpkins. Don't argue.

Mia is going to stay with her grandma this weekend so we can get some stuff done in the kitchen. And by that I mean make our kitchen be more like a kitchen. What it is right now is a good place to store boxes full of cabinets that you need to put together with a phillips screwdriver. Right now, the only cooking going on in the kitchen is the kind that uses futuristic micro wave technology. The pizza delivery guy knows us by our voice when we call now.

It's all a process of putting together a new kitchen. First, you have to rip holes in the walls so the wires can be put behind them. Then, you have to patch those holes up because nobody likes a kitchen with holey drywall. Next, you've got to paint and then do something fun while the paint dries. When the paint is dry; that's when the real fun begins. Put up your cabinets, install your appliances, and plug everything in. Cook till edges brown lightly. Suck that, pizza man!

My DVR recorded the final debate for me. Haven't had time to watch it yet, but I hear it's a glen-zinger. So, I'm going to get drunk and watch the Kerry / Bush playoffs this weekend. Good stuff. Chaz tells me I can find the answers to stuff inside a beer can. Listen to Chaz.