Giganto Mobile Bush Head
Violet alerted me to the fact that a Giganto Mobile Bush Head is being pulled around the greater Portland/Vancouver right now on a flatbed trailer. Has anyone else seen this thing? Put together by pantsonfire.net, this thing trucks all over the place, spreading happy fun-fun joy to you filthy heathens. Apparently, you can even sign up to drive this thing for a couple days. Kick ass.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm sore. I think this job is giving me a real-life ulcer. I start getting all twitchy and red, bloodshot eyed towards the end of the week. My head starts feeling more and more like it's being clamped and squeezed by an enormous weight. My stomach feels like it's getting charlie-horsed.
Yesterday, a co-worker and I discussed possible options on how we could get ourselves fired. Collecting sweet, sweet unemployment seems like a wonderful option. I could spend every day getting all liquored-up and driving around Mr. Mobile Bush Head. That should ensure that I won't burn eternally in a lake of fire. Right? That'd be the life.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm sore. I think this job is giving me a real-life ulcer. I start getting all twitchy and red, bloodshot eyed towards the end of the week. My head starts feeling more and more like it's being clamped and squeezed by an enormous weight. My stomach feels like it's getting charlie-horsed.
Yesterday, a co-worker and I discussed possible options on how we could get ourselves fired. Collecting sweet, sweet unemployment seems like a wonderful option. I could spend every day getting all liquored-up and driving around Mr. Mobile Bush Head. That should ensure that I won't burn eternally in a lake of fire. Right? That'd be the life.
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