Lil Punk Fat School Bus Ride

It's the first day of school for the local runts. I found this out when I got on the bus this morning and there were 20+ high-school kids on my normally-quiet morning commute. I sat down right next to a little punk kid, wearing all black clothes, monster lace-up boots, huge nose ring, and liberty spikes. Cute kid. Anyway, I sit down and stick my head in my book. He is jabbering away to some girl sitting across from us about music. In general, I like to keep to myself when in public and purposely avoid listening in to other conversations. That way, when questioned later, I can use the insanity plea. So the kid is talking about how he's been downloading all this music during the summer and he rattles off some bands. I dunno what they are, I'm not really listening. Then I hear him say something about the Misfits. I glance up for a second, and then he starts going on about this band called the Misfats who he thinks is the "Shazamizm", or some other such suburban youth street slang. At this point, I was like, whaaa?!? He went on to describe how the Misfats and Mini-KISS show was the best show he went to all summer. How freaky-small is this world? Huh?