Friday Equals Poker

Poker night is coming up this Friday. I am going to happily attend, with the blessing of my beautiful pregnant wife, knowing that next month there's no way I'm going to be at poker night. Newborn hibernation begins about a couple weeks before the baby is due and continues for at least a month after birth. Dave Becker is just completing his term in newborn hibernation, so he knows what I'm talking about here. I'm next in line.

Anyway, poker night. Pull out the cards, chips, and smokes. Bring out the beer, salsa, and corn chips. I love poker night. Looks like we're going to have a crowd this week. Chaz is counting 10 people to show up, which means I need to take money from 9 of them. I predict The Mike Douglas Foundation to go bankrupt this week, and the reign of card-tossing terror coming to an end.