Oregon Humor

Funniest thing I've read all day today:

A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out
riding horses.

Suddenly the Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of
whiskey, takes a long drink, then another, then
throws it into the air, draws his gun
and shoots the bottle.

With bourbon raining down, the Californian looks at him and says, "What
are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of
whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of
whiskey and the bottles are cheap."

After some time, the Californian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes
a few sips, throws the champagne into the air, pulls
out his gun and shoots it.

The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What
the heck did you do that for? That was a perfectly
good bottle of champagne!"

The Californian says, "In California, we have
plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Oregonian pulls out a
bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen. He opens it, first takes a
sip, then chugs the whole thing. He carefully puts
the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun
and shoots the Californian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did
you do that?!"

The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have
plenty of Californians and the bottles are worth a
nickel.