How I Celebrated Saint Paddy's Day
1. Wore green.
2. Replaced every cup of coffee in the morning with a cup of Guinness instead.
3. Got in to a fist fight over a football match.
4. Ate a potato.
5. Said "aye" instead of "yeah" all day.
I decided to throw away $20 on an NCAA bracket this year. I had a total of 5 minutes to fill the damn thing out, and when I was finished I had a number 3 seeded team to win it all. Jackass. Can you guess which team it is? It starts with a "K" and ends in "ass". I should start giving money to charities instead of lining the pockets of my friends by gambling.
2. Replaced every cup of coffee in the morning with a cup of Guinness instead.
3. Got in to a fist fight over a football match.
4. Ate a potato.
5. Said "aye" instead of "yeah" all day.
I decided to throw away $20 on an NCAA bracket this year. I had a total of 5 minutes to fill the damn thing out, and when I was finished I had a number 3 seeded team to win it all. Jackass. Can you guess which team it is? It starts with a "K" and ends in "ass". I should start giving money to charities instead of lining the pockets of my friends by gambling.
1 Comments:
At 10:22 AM,
Dave said…
Bucknell? Who the fuck is Bucknell?!
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