Rock? No, I Said Rocket

The weekend approaches, with just a few hours left on the work ticker. Tomorrow, iknowkungfu makes it's return to Salem and the return to, well, an evening of full-frontal rock. There's a nasty rumor going around right now that says there will be nothing short of one-thousand (1,000) people in attendance. That's right -- the entire population of Salem which likes music. Actually, that rumor starts and ends with Steve from the soon-to-be-no-more band pile, starting Saturday. Steve called me up today to say I should watch for the newscast on real live TV today, where the Catholic School Girls will be interviewed about themselves and tomorrow's show. Look at that... you get all the breaks when you finally decide to break up. Steve also said they've been distributing fliers for the show for weeks, and he's so excited right now he's pissing in his jockeys. I thanked him and then hung up. Hippy.


Look! It's Cannon in a saucer! I really, really wish they made these things for adults. I understand they are working on them, but such an item has yet to be perfected. Come on, technology! Hurry up! What's the big hold up? Huh, big guy?

Geeks like ASCII, and even though they're afraid to talk to them, they also like babes. So, here you have it -- ASCII Babes. Me? I like Ashley Judd.